I have always hoped that one day I would learn how to freeze time, so I could pause the world, sleep, then unfreeze things and continue on my way. That way I wouldn’t waste any of the time I could be spending time with people. And I would always be able to get enough sleep without ever being late. But today, I discovered a flaw in that plan. Even if I just froze time to sleep, I’d still age approximately at a rate of 1.33:1 compared to those around me. I would not appreciate that. Time to rethink this thing.