michael j. fox had the right idea

I have always hoped that one day I would learn how to freeze time, so I could pause the world, sleep, then unfreeze things and continue on my way.  That way I wouldn’t waste any of the time I could be spending time with people.  And I would always be able to get enough sleep without ever being late.  But today, I discovered a flaw in that plan.  Even if I just froze time to sleep, I’d still age approximately at a rate of 1.33:1 compared to those around me.  I would not appreciate that.  Time to rethink this thing.

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